Quotes about college and dating
The odds of them actually achieving these goals are slim, and they’re grossly unprepared to rise above the flock.
Also, guys of every age are just trying to get in your pants; some are just willing to treat you like a human being to get there. Reality: A movie will set you back , dinner is another , and you’ll waste a quarter tank of gas traveling between the two.
If you’re lucky enough to hook up with someone, you probably sucked at it, and you’re unlikely to get a call back.
Expectation: Having finished a wild night of passion, you just want to relax and lay next to someone. It was a bad idea to snort coke off a stripper’s stomach. Wait, I live here–I need to get them out of here before my roommates wake up.
Thirty-year-olds looks back at their college selves the same way college students looks back at their preteen selves.
Expectation: All the Hollywood movies make it look like the first kiss is the most important indicator of whether or not a relationship will last.
You start with some flirty messages, and the next thing you know, you’re sending nudes and suggestive texts. Reality: College guys are selfish and ignorant, while the girls are clumsy and awkward. They are all still just students, albeit older ones.If you want to afford that lifestyle, you better start selling your plasma…or drugs…Expectation: The colleges and universities on TV are filled with beautiful people attending huge parties and orgies. If you lack confidence and common sense, you’re going to have just as hard a time getting laid in college as you did in high school.You may have left high school a virgin, but when you get to college, you’re going to get laid all the time. Your crush is dating a professor by the time you build the nerve to talk to her.Real people are much different–keep your expectations in check.Expectation: When you get someone’s number, you get excited, no matter how cool you try to act. Trying to replicate a sexual experience through text is a waste of time and it makes everyone uncomfortable. Expectation: Now that everyone’s a mature adult over the age of 18, you imagine having creative and romantic encounters with mature college men and women.